"Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies" (jordanwphillips)
01/31/2019 at 23:27 • Filed to: None | 3 | 17 |
atfsgeoff
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/31/2019 at 23:40 | 2 |
People who claim
that expensive/big/fast/flashy vehicles are an indicator of the owner’s penis size are saying more about themselves than the owners they are targeting.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/31/2019 at 23:41 | 2 |
I loved this.
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/31/2019 at 23:41 | 5 |
I miss jkm :(
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> atfsgeoff
01/31/2019 at 23:42 | 5 |
Vinyl chrome stickers say a lot more.
Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
> atfsgeoff
01/31/2019 at 23:44 | 6 |
Alternatively, I’ve yet to meet someone who drives a truck like this who isn't a giant douche, and I live in the Southeast.
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/31/2019 at 23:50 | 2 |
This holds true in the Southwest, also.
His Stigness
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
01/31/2019 at 23:51 | 0 |
That was fucking great.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
01/31/2019 at 23:54 | 4 |
And the Northwest. This checks out
ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
> CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
01/31/2019 at 23:57 | 1 |
I wouldn’t have guessed those the shoes, but the rest sounds about right. Then again, I’ve also never spent any time in the Pacific Northwest, rural or other wise.
CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever
> ITA97, now with more Jag @ opposite-lock.com
01/31/2019 at 23:58 | 1 |
White trash is white trash.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies
02/01/2019 at 00:03 | 3 |
Living in Michigan, lifted bro-truck owners use their turn signals less than BMW drivers. But then again most of them have such shitty work done to them I figure they just don’t work anyways.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> atfsgeoff
02/01/2019 at 00:12 | 0 |
Well....yeah. They’re saying “No matter what else has happened in my life, at least I know I have a bigger dick than THAT guy”. I thought that was kinda inherent given the statement being made. Any reference to size or physical space is comparative. An atom of strontium is many orders of magnitude larger than an atom of hydrogen. Likewise, a carbon-carbon single bond is noticeably longer than a carbon-carbon triple bond. Now, of course, being singular atoms beign compared, a living organism is made up of these atoms and is, by that comparison, many orders of magnitude larger.
....But funnily enough, it has been proven that drivers of lifted powerstroke diesel pickups have an average penis length of approximately one carbon-carbon single bond.
atfsgeoff
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/01/2019 at 00:28 | 0 |
Thank you for proving my point
V12 Jake II- New and Improved!
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/01/2019 at 00:38 | 0 |
It’s weird not seeing people around here that used to be pretty regularly active :(
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> atfsgeoff
02/01/2019 at 00:47 | 0 |
Proving it with science, thank you very much.
themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
> Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
02/01/2019 at 00:53 | 2 |
I do too, but less in a close friend sort of way and more like an annoying pothole in the road that one day got filled. Like, yeah the commute is abit smoother but I used to use that pothole to gauge where I was at in the drive. It was a bit of a landmark. And now it’s paved over and I have to count the starbucks I pass by like some damn animal
HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles
> themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles
02/01/2019 at 08:03 | 0 |
Nothing better than reckless, fast, drivers who navigate 6000lb turds that can’t stop or turn!
Almost got rear ended bu a bro truck the other day. Turns out that lift and those 35’ make it hard to stop as fast as a modern crossover